Sunday, November 15, 2009

Quote of the week: Human Stupidity

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Indeed, I agree with Einstein. There's a reason why he's considered a genius after all.
This week  I have encountered quite a few cases of human stupidity. Since I am absessed with lists, here we go:
 Top Five Human Stupidity Cases of the Week

  1. I was having a conversation with a nice lady outside a shop. On discovering that I was not, in fact, Italian, she asked: "So, like, you don't have a God, do you?" On my explaining that, actually, people don't have to be Italian to believe in God, she was genuinely surprised. Then she dismissed it, saying:"Well, but you'll go to hell anyway."

  2. A guy in my class was indeed very excited to discover I was not Christian. Do you know why? He figured I could swear all I wanted, so he wanted me to do all his swearing for him. Umm...WTF?

  3. My new Grammar teacher does not believe in punishing students in any way. Just try to imagine the situation of the class.

  4. A cleaner was about to suspend me at school-because I was leaning with my feet on the wall.

  5. One of my best friends-who does not eat chocolate for fear of pimples and only consumes healthy food-has started smoking. He insists that it is not, really, bad for his health, because smoke does not make you fat.

As Pink (the absolutely best rock musician of all times) says: "Where, oh, where, have the smart people gone? Where, oh, where, where have they gone?"

1 comment:

  1. it made me laugh, but is a little disturbing actually...